Watch Blog

Stuff I watched!! But specifically movies and TV shows (and maybe plays idk), no online stuff, that'd get crazy.

☆☆☆☆☆: wow.... dogshit
★☆☆☆☆: thought it was pretty bad
★★☆☆☆: didn't like it much
★★★☆☆: it was fine
★★★★☆: enjoyed it
★★★★★: adored it
▬▬▬▬: no rating

2025

Trollhunter (2010): ★★★☆☆
Another rewatch for the first time in a while and again I really enjoyed the first half and then the second half drags. Am I too picky? No, it's the film-makers who are wrong.
Men (2022): ★★★★☆
Here's the thing. This movie is boring. It's painfully slow and could have been tightened up a lot. It's clear what the film's thesis is, and the symbolism is pretty obvious. However, when I first saw it back in the cinema when it came out, there were elements that really stuck with me, and I'm not just talking about the end sequence. The tunnel scene also nestled firmly in my brain. I think this is a dull movie with commitment to its idea and I think the ending rules and I'm giving it four stars and I don't recommend anyone actually watch it.
Skew (2011): ★☆☆☆☆
Rescued this from a pile of DVDs my parents were getting rid of and dear god. It's only not a zero star movie because there was a little guy they greenscreened to look like he was running alongside the car real fast and I enjoyed that.
Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024): ★★★☆☆
Nosferatu (2024): ★★★☆☆
I have the feeling a lot of my ratings are going to be really polarising. I adored the first half of this, okay?
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001): ★★★★☆
This was a rewatch and it was fucking boring at times but you know what. There are some great scenes in this. It holds up as a goofy action movie.